For years, I was locked in a never-ending battle to transport scalding hot liquid from my kettle to my mouth. My first strategy? Cupping it in my bare hands. This worked great—if my goal was to cultivate third-degree burns and a deep distrust of physics. After four months and a suspicious number of blisters, I had to admit defeat.
Plan B: plastic straws. Turns out, molten plastic isn’t a great flavor enhancer, nor is it recommended by my dentist (or any living organism). Desperate, I tried the most radical approach yet—pouring the boiling liquid directly into my mouth. Friends, I cannot describe the pain. My tongue? A war zone. My chest? A Jackson Pollock painting of tea stains. And all this *just before leaving for a gig*!
Then, along came Alex and his life-changing invention: the **“MUG.”** A revolutionary vessel that **holds** the liquid, **contains** it safely, and—get this—**allows it to cool to a drinkable temperature.** With the mug, I can now **sip** my beverage, rather than endure third-degree burns while aggressively questioning my life choices.
If you consume liquid on a **weekly, daily, or even hourly** basis, I *beg* you—invest in this “MUG.” Bravo to Alex and Monster Magic! You have changed lives. You have changed *history.*
