The Three Card Trick V2 (Adult Version)

So, this is the adult twist on The Three Card Trick that Dave showed off in his 'Sleight Returns' lecture. Now with custom cards because, well, why not? There's a family-friendly version too, but sometimes it's more fun to play in the deep end.

Here's what happens:

You start by showing off four cards, numbered 1, 2, 3, and inexplicably, 4. You slip the number 4 card into your pocket, thinking you've got it all sorted. But somehow, when you count again, that cheeky number 4 is right back with you.

No matter how many times you try to ditch the 4, it keeps sneaking back in. Then just when you think you've nailed it with three cards, one pulls a disappearing act. You're left with two cards that couldn't be more blunt, spelling out 'F**K THIS!' in loud, unapologetic letters. It's like the cards are as done with the trick as you are. To be fair, I've had days where I felt the same.